HP Wankfest 2011

wanking_mods @ 12:00 pm: Percy Weasley in Florean Fortescue's with a Fruit or Vegetable
Title: Maduro Split
Author: lee_west
Character: Percy Weasley
Location: Florean Fortescue's Ice cream Parlor
Object: A fruit or vegetable
Other Characters: Kingsley Shacklebolt
Rating: NC-17
Warning(s): Abuse of a poor, innocent fruit.
Word Count: ~2,100
Disclaimer: This is a work of fanfiction set in the Harry Potter universe – all recognisable characters and settings are the property of J. K. Rowling and her associates. No copyright infringement is intended. No profit is made from this work.
Author's Notes: Maduro, meaning 'ripe' in Spanish, is also a delicacy of Latin Caribbean cuisine. Delicious, served as a side dish, it is simply fried plantain, which is a type of banana. For the Maduro to be at its best, soft, sweet and succulent, the plantain must be very ripe, its peel being totally black. The darker the peel, the more delicious the resulting Maduro.

And a million apologies for the blatant use of a certain movie line.

Many thanks to my two wonderful betas, who are probably craving ice cream now.

( Maduro Split )

wanking_mods @ 10:05 pm: Quick Announcement
We wanted to take a moment to assure everyone that, despite the IJ slowness and down time, Wankfest posting is still right on schedule. And we'll do everything we can to remain on schedule as much as possible. We're a bit like the Postal Service that way -- "Neither rain, nor sleet, nor snow" and all that.

In case anyone missed it due to the down time, our noon posting today was Maduro Split (Percy Weasley in Florean Fortescue's with a Fruit or Vegetable). Stay tuned for the midnight posting...