mods (roadmaps) wrote in hp_rpg_ads, @ 2011-09-26 10:25:00 |
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Wanted: Lucius Malfoy Why This Character Would Be Amazing: Let me tell you someone about Lucius Malfoy--Lucius Malfoy is flawless. I heard his hair is insured for 10,000 Galleons. And that he does broom commercials...in Japan. One time he met Gilderoy Lockhart on a plane, and he told him he was pretty. One time he punched an order member in the face...they thought it was awesome. Lucius is like one of the OG INNER CIRCLE DEs! When he mthr fckn punches you in the face it doesn't just hurt IT HURTS SO GOOD! That GQ bastard has the entire Death Eater group here just waiting for this crafty BAMF to roll in. NOT TO MENTION THE MINISTRY! AND THAT'S NOT EVEN TO MENTION HOW HE'S GOT HELLA LOT OF FAMILY-IN-LAW UP IN THIS PIECE. And srsly he needs to come take care of his pregnant as fck wife, so that she can stop making all the bb DEs bring her food. Character Concepts You Can Steal: The DEs for real need more likable people up in their midst and Lucius has already been voted most sexable by 9 out of 10 of your local DEs! There is hella squabbling going on and Lucius needs to show up to be like woah guys, woah. Also he could totally be a quadrupal double agent! Spying on the Ministry by pretending to spy on the DEs by pretending to spy on the Ministry by pretending to....I Spy...on................you get the idea. He's a Kung Fu Master of Judging You But he's supportive! PB Suggestions: Jesse Makes the Best 'Im Better Than You' Faces Spencer |