Every student's dream apprenticeship! Who wouldn't want the chance to spend hour upon hour with Argus Filch and his feline sidekick, Mrs. Norris. What ever Filch does, you do, including cleaning the bathrooms, patrolling corridors and diffusing dungbombs. Job highlights include: keys to rooms in the castle you've only ever dreamed about, access to the cupboard of Confiscated and Highly Dangerous Objects and the ability to give detentions to your peers.