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[21 Jun 2011|01:19pm] |
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does America
PREMISE & HOLDS |
FRANK LONGBOTTOM
If there are two things I've learned about America is that they really like giving out illustrated pamphlets and they really like taking roadtrips. During my stop at KGB, a restaurant that serves hard pieces of chicken (of which they asked me if I wanted 'original' or 'crispy' and I'm not sure, but I think they're trying to claim they made chicken first. I'm fairly certain that's hogwash), I picked up several pamphlets by the loo advertising notable places of interest along our route to New York.
ALICE LONGBOTTOM: CAPTAIN'S LOG
7:30am – I love my husband. If I kill him for waking me up to see a fork (in the road) I will be sad. I love my husband. If I kill him for waking me up to see a fork (in the road) I will be sad. I love my husband. If I kill him for waking me up to see a fork (in the road) I will be sad. Repeat repeat till homicidal urges pass.9:00 - NO MORE ABBA OR EVERYONE WILL DIE. |
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