"I'd Be Perfect if I Had a Cock." (NC-17 Poppy/Rabastan/Rodolphus) Title: "I'd Be Perfect if I Had a Cock." Characters/Pairing: Poppy/Rabastan/Rodolphus, Implied Rabastan/Severus, Severus/?? Word Count: 1, 265 Rating: NC-17 Warnings: Anal-het, genderswaping, D/s, spanking, threesome, polyandry, and incest Challenge: Day two of hp_may_madness: Law, partially clothed sex and the weekly challenge of Genderswap Author's Notes: You know what… I said I didn't know where this was coming from so I make no excuses. *g* The concept of the relationship here is based on the Tangled Web stories written by snapesgirl.