snapealina (snapealina) wrote in hp_may_madness, @ 2012-05-01 20:39:00 |
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Entry tags: | #madness2012, author: snapealina, kink: oral sex |
Fic: Mayday!
Title: Mayday!
Author: snapealina
Characters/Pairing: Severus/Remus
Prompt: May Day
Kink: oral sex
Word Count: 516
Rating: R?
Warnings: mentions of sex, but no graphic descriptions.
Mayday!
It was, even according to Severus, still far too early for anyone to be waking up. Half asleep, he yawned and turned towards Remus who, to his big surprise, wasn't there.
Severus thought the other man was probably just a quick trip to the bathroom, but strangely enough he couldn't hear any sounds coming from the next room.
How could Remus, who normally let Severus get up, shower and make coffee before he even considered getting out of bed, be up at this hour?
Severus couldn't get back to sleep before he had found out what was going on, so with a deep sigh and very slow motions, he made his way out of bed and out to the corridor. There he heard wailing coming from the kitchen.
"Mayday. Mayday."
Severus automatically drew his wand and, not even stopping to wonder why Remus was suddenly using naval language, stormed downstairs and through the kitchen door only to find the werewolf buck naked, dancing around the kitchen, and apparently singing.
"Good morning, Severus," Remus beamed and danced towards him.
"Wait … what … why … ?" Severus was extremely confused.
"What's the matter?" asked Remus and gave him a peck on the lips.
"Why were you calling for help?"
"I wasn't calling for help," Remus chuckled.
"But you were shouting Mayday!"
Remus laughed. "That's because it is May Day. The day I've been waiting for for a very long time. He slid up next to Severus, and the dark-haired wizard could feel Remus' excitement through the thin morning robe.
"Why is today so special?"
Remus stretched out his arms and danced in all his naked glory right in front of his partner while singing: "May Day, May Day. Outdoors sex begins today!"
"Outdoors sex? Is that what this is about?" Severus walked over to the door leading to the back garden and opened it. A cold breeze filled the room. "Have you even looked outside?"
"But it's May. It's spring!" Remus said, wrapping his arms around his body. "Can you please close the door, Severus?"
"Daft, randy werewolf, if you can't even tolerate the door being open, how are you going to manage outdoors sex? We'll get hypothermia."
"Oh, we'll find a way," Remus grinned.
"And with whom, might I add, are you having this sex? Because I'm not taking my clothes off outside in this weather." Severus stated firmly. "But I'm more than willing to take care off that indoors." He pointed at Remus' crotch and grinned slyly.
"You don't have to take your clothes off, Severus." An equally sly grin appeared on Remus' face, and out of nowhere he disappeared from the kitchen. A few seconds later he returned with two large cloaks and a big umbrella. He threw one of the cloaks to Severus and wrapped the other one around his own naked body.
Remus grabbed Severus by the arm and dragged him out of the kitchen and into the wet and ice-cold garden.
"Come on, Severus. You can give me a blow job out by the tool shed. It's May! We're doing this!"