nimrod_9 (nimrod_9) wrote in hp_may_madness, @ 2016-05-12 20:33:00 |
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Entry tags: | #madness2016, author: nimrod_9 |
A funny thing part 12 / Harry Draco/ rating r-ish
Title: A Funny Thing Happened Between the Gryffindors and the Sytherins Part 12
Characters or Pairing: Harry/Draco,
Word Count: 570
Rating: R-ish
Warnings: Unbeta, No actual sex…it's coming (oh is that a pun?)
Challenge: still missing the boat
Author's Notes: This one might have legs…
"I've ordered and it should be here by floo in about thirty minutes."
"I don't get a say?" Draco snarked.
"If it was a French restaurant would I get a say?" Harry asked.
Draco laughed. "Probably not. So you're a Chinese food expert?"
"No. I'm a takeaway food expert. Although, I can cook." Harry grinned.
"So where is your electro stuff?"
Harry grabbed two beers. "Follow me."
"You just want me to look at your arse."
"Yep, look with envy."
Draco sputtered.
They entered the lounge. "So telly, dvd, sound system, gaming systems. What do you want to see?"
"Potter, I don't even know what any of that means. Could we start simply?"
"Sure." Harry grabbed a remote control and flipped on the telly. "So we could watch shows or I could put in a dvd which is usually a film."
"Since, we have time while we wait for supper, perhaps a film." Draco suggested.
"Ok. Have you ever heard of The Lord of the Rings?" Harry looked through his dvds.
"I've read the books."
Harry's jaw dropped. "Really?!"
Draco shrugged. "It was assigned reading in Muggle Studies and before your jaw hits the floor, I didn't take Muggle Studies. Someone left the first book in the common room, I sought out the other two so I could finish the story."
Harry turned on the surround sound, and popped in the dvd. "It's best right in front." He indicated the sofa. They both settled in. Twenty minutes in and the food arrived. Harry paused the film.
"Potter! What?"
"Just pausing it. We can continue in exactly the same place. I just need to get some plates and serving utensils. Do you want another beer and chopsticks or standard cutlery?"
"No beer. And yes, to chopsticks. So you can stop the film?" Draco stared at the motionless picture.
"That's the good part of watching them at home. If you need the loo or a snack you can just pause it and start up again." He said over his shoulder.
When he got back Draco had everything out of the bags and on the table.
"Did you invite a Quidditch team?" Draco asked. "Look at all this food."
Harry chuckled. "I'm a complete Chinese food cliché. In two hours I'm going to want to eat again." He handed over a plate, bowl and chopsticks and then un-paused the film.
By the time the film ended they were shoulder to shoulder on the sofa.
"So?" Harry asked.
"It was interesting to watch, but not the same as the book, of course."
"Most films based on books don't include all the story or the detail simply because it takes up too much time."
"And I would never have thought of Boromir and Aragorn as a couple, but that might have been interesting." Draco noted.
"So who would top?" Harry asked.
"Boromir, of course. Did you see his nose? His prick must be fab!"
"Malfoy are you a size queen?" Harry smirked.
"Why do you think you caught my interest?"
"I'm not that big…" Harry muttered. "I think you might just need that spanking you appeared so interested in earlier." He stated matter-of-factly.
"I didn't…I'm not…"
"Over my lap, now. You deserve a spanking for trying to make beloved characters into a naughty porn event."
"Do these ddv things come in porn?"
"Yes. No distracting my now though. Over my knees Malfoy. "
Draco whinged.