hphalloween_mod (hphalloween_mod) wrote in hp_halloween, @ 2004-11-01 06:54:00 |
|
|||
Original poster: hazelhawthorne
Written for rillathegrape who asked for something involving a Weasley, any Weasley, big fan of erotic horror (if anything like that can be reduced to 200 words, LOL)
But not chan, non-con, and eh, let's say no Snape for a change.
Percy was thirteen and he had a problem. He had no idea who to turn to. This wasn't the kind of thing a boy could talk to his mother about and his father was never quite there in any conversation. This was definitely a discussion that required full participation by all participants. Maybe Bill would understand...
~~~~
"Um... Bill. Well... Um..."
*expectant look*
"Well... You see, there's this thing. Um... thathappensatnightinmyroom." He finally got out all at once.
"Ah, Perce. It's time to have the Conversation is it?"
"Well... Yes... I know it's normal for boys to have... nocturnal emissions because, of course I've read about it, but I'vebeenhavingthesedreams, you see, and...."
"Go on, Perce. It's OK. What ever it is I'll be here for you. So who is it? Eh? That cute Ravenclaw, Penny?"
*headshake*
"Oh. A bloke then? Maybe Oliver Wood?"
*blush. more headshaking*
"Well, who then? Not a teacher. Merlin, tell me it's not Snape!"
"Oh, lord. NO!"
"Well then, you'll have to tell me. I'm fresh out of guesses and I think I've exhausted the truly embarrassing ones. Who is it?"
"theglinaattic."
"What?"
"The ghoul in the attic."
~~~~~~
Bill's laughter haunted him the rest of his days.