hphalloween_mod (hphalloween_mod) wrote in hp_halloween, @ 2004-10-31 14:03:00 |
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Original poster: rhapsody
Gift for: verseblack who asked for something about Snape.
Author: jadestellar
Title: Not Quite Sane
Rating: PG
Note: I hope I was able to pull at lease some humor. I had such a difficult time trying to make it funny. So if it's not funny..don't be surprised!
“I can’t believe you have not yet carved your pumpkin!”
“I always thought there was something not quite sane about Albus, but asking all of Hogwarts staff to carve a pumpkin without magic has to be the most ridiculous idea to ever surface.”
“I’ve carved pumpkins since I was a child. There is nothing to it.”
“You were born a Muggle. Of course, you would think that way.”
“Are you trying to insult me?”
“If I have succeeded in doing so, then yes. If not, then it’s just a passing statement.”
“Well, it doesn’t.”
“I don’t see what you find so amusing about Halloween.”
“Now you’re just trying to change the subject, but I’ll let it pass...if you carve your pumpkin.”
“I will do no such thing.”
“Yes, you will.”
“And what will you do if I don’t?”
“Remember that time when Minerva just happened to walk in on you wearing…”
“Fine.”
“Then start!”
“Severus?”
“Yes, Mrs. Snape?”
Hermione gave a pointed look at her husband’s pumpkin.
It featured a face that looked remarkably like the Headmaster with X’s for eyes.
“I think you are the one who’s not quite sane.”
“I don’t hear you complaining at night.”
“Hmm…good point.”