Title: Providence of Pumpkins Pairing: Ginny/Draco, Luna Rating: PG-13 Summary: Luna and Ginny contemplate the characteristics of pumpkins; Luna fancies herself a matchmaker.
Luna sidled up to Ginny as she contemplated which pumpkin was best for carving. “Opinion, Luna?”
Luna cocked her head sideways. “I think one’s choice of pumpkin says a lot.”
“How so?”
“You’ll buy the biggest and roundest to prove that you can afford to be ostentatious.” Luna gestured to the other pumpkin patch-goers. Neville carried one pumpkin under each arm. “Those? Precisely the size of Hannah Abbott’s breasts – they’ll be married next fall.” Ginny giggled and Luna continued. “See Lavender’s squash – remind you of anything?”
“A nice thick –“
“Lavender’s single this Halloween. She has high hopes.”
“Seems like everyone’s fortunes are sexual but mine,” Ginny mused.
“I don’t think you’ll miss out.” Luna smiled past her. “Oi, Draco, that’s the exact shape of Ginny’s bum.”
He stopped, surprised, his eyes lingering on Ginny’s backside. “I suppose you can’t quite tell through clothes – perhaps you’d better take her home for a proper comparison,” Luna suggested.
Draco smirked. “It’s not barmy, Weasley. It’s a sacred art. Who are we to deny the Fates?” He took advantage of her surprise to grab her hand, pulling her towards the haunted house. “Come now, let’s see if you’ll clutch to me in fear.”