Title: A View from a Jar Pairing: RL/SS Rating: R-ish Warning: just copping a feel and some tongue ;) Summary: To hide, to watch makes for some interesting entertainment. Notes: For McKay for Samhain, Hallowe'en, or All Saint's Eve. BOO!
No one knows I'm alive. To hide, to watch...after all, I am a set of eyeballs floating in a jar on a shelf in a dungeon office of Hogwarts.
The door slammed open, and Severus Snape strode in with Remus Lupin behind him.
"I won't!" he raged volubly.
"You promised!" Remus countered, closing the door.
"It's humiliating!" bellowed Severus.
Remus winked at him.
Severus arched an eyebrow. "And what will you do if I decline?" he purred silkily.
Remus pursed his lips in a way that made Severus shift his weight uncomfortably. "A forfeit?"
Severus nodded.
He sauntered closer to Severus and wrapped his arms around Severus' neck. "You dress as Little Red Riding Hood, and I'll wear a dog collar."
Severus melted as Remus' hand drifted between his legs. His breathing hitched and he swallowed audibly. As Remus rubbed and kneaded, I wondered how sex worked. Eyeballs don't wank, after all.
"Very well," capitulated Severus after Remus gave him a long, wet kiss. "I can't think of anything more frightening than dressing as a Gryffindor for Halloween anyway."
As he drew Severus toward the bedroom, I caught Remus' low murmur, "I knew you'd see it my way."