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Halloween Treat for Greyeyesbluetoo

Gift for: greyeyesbluetoo

From: unseen1969

Title: Booty Calls
Pairing: Ron/Pansy
Rating: R
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, but I love to play in JKR's world.
Summary: Ron does his duty as a boyfriend and takes Pansy shopping for a Halloween costume.
Notes: This was fun. Happy Halloween, greyeyesbluetoo!




"Please, Ron," Pansy begged. "I need a costume for tomorrow night's Halloween party."

"Pans, I don't want to spend my lunch hour in some fancy dress shop," Ron complained.

Pansy looked pleadingly at Harry.

Harry winked. "What are you thinking of, Pansy? A French maid's outfit? You've got the legs for it. Or maybe one of those short little American cheerleader uniforms?"


Hearing that, Ron's eyes lit up. He looked at his girlfriend with a hungry expression. "Hey, yeah, Pans. Let's go costume shopping."

Pansy grinned and mouthed a "thank you" at Harry as they left.

At the shop, she modeled a skimpy, yellow and black cheerleading outfit first. Ron nodded enthusiastically, but she declared it "too Hufflepuff."

The sexy French maid's uniform she tried on next elicited a groan of approval from her boyfriend. Pansy smiled, but dismissed it as "too cliche."

Then she appeared wearing a low-cut lady pirate costume, complete with feathered hat. Ron pounced. Nibbling at her bare shoulder he muttered, "Too sexy."

"Too sexy, matey? Will ye be wanting some of me booty, then?" she asked with a saucy smirk.

Ron squeezed her bum. "Aye, lassie, I'll take all the booty ye'll give me. Arrrr!"