Title: Practice Safe Hex Pairing: Severus/Harry; Non-corporeal Sirius Rating: PG-13 (Teen) Disclaimer: JK Rowling owns these lovely characters, not I. She is probably quite glad that I don’t. Warnings: Sexual innuendo, implied voyeurism, humour Summary: Harry summons dead people via English Breakfast tea. Notes:writcraft, I went with your prompt of a ‘haunting’, and immediately the scenario wrote itself. Wonderful thanks to my lovely beta, D – woman, you are quick!
“Sirius, please! Stop with the racket.”
Severus pulled the covers up to his chin and glared at Harry beside him. “This is your fault.”
Sirius poked his head through the bedroom wall. “Leave off my godson, Snape! It’s bad enough you two are shagging. I thought Harry had better sense, let alone better taste!”
Severus smirked. “Oh, he has excellent taste, Mutt. Especially when he—”
“La la la… not listening!”
“Oh, you were listening. You just heard him moaning my name.” Severus gave the disgusted apparition a wicked grin. “Jealous?”
Sirius made gagging noises, then focused on thoroughly-shagged Harry. “Why in Merlin’s name would you accept a gift from Malfoy?”
“It was a tea tray!” Harry objected.
Severus snorted. “Which had a Ouija board underneath.”
“How was I to know that every time I shifted my cup, I’d summon Sirius?” Harry snapped. “It’s not like I can tell the difference between ghostly vapours and steam.”
“If you’d paid attention in my Dark Arts class, you would’ve known.”
“Bugger,” Harry growled.
“No!” Sirius shouted. “I don’t want to see Snape’s arse again!”
“I could always burn the tray,” Severus threatened. “Then you’d be stuck here.”