hphalloween_mod (hphalloween_mod) wrote in hp_halloween, @ 2013-10-31 04:41:00 |
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Entry tags: | !2013, #slash, *0idontknow0, ^severus/lucius, rating: g |
Halloween Treat for Knowmefirst
Gift for: knowmefirst
From: 0idontknow0
Title: Tithes
Pairing: Lucius/Severus
Rating: G
Disclaimer: All characters belong to J.K. Rowling and publishers. No offence is meant by this fan fiction and this is made purely for fun.
Summary: Lucius hasn't quite gotten up to date on Muggle culture.
Notes: I really wanted to do Severus/Lucius the moment I saw them as an option for my assignment. Making this romantic/funny was strangely difficult with these two. I suppose I stuck to the comedy side, ish. But I hope you like it knowmefirst and Happy Halloween! Special thanks to my lovely beta A.
“Love,” Lucius said, sounding slightly worried.
“What?” Severus asked, not looking up from his book.
“There are... monsters and faeries and such outside,” Lucius said. “They seem to be collecting tithes. Do we have any?”
“Ridiculous,” he snorted. “I refuse to have those little heathens dictate my evening.”
“Severus!” Lucius said harshly. “You can’t simply brush off other worldly beings like that. They’ll curse-”
“I’ve turned my porch light off,” he said. “They know they aren’t welcome.”
The doorbell rang and Severus glared in the direction of the door. “Always at least one,” he muttered. “Lucius, ignore-”
“Good night,” Lucius said, after opening the door. Severus sighed and got up.
“Trick or treat!” said a young ladybug.
“Treat, I’d imagine,” Lucius said, as he blinked at her.
“Do you have a sweet to give her?” he asked.
“As a matter of fact,” Lucius said, as he pulled a purple box from his pocket. “Here’s our offering.”
“Don’t-”
It was too late though. The little girl had taken the box and opened it. There were shrill screams as the chocolate frog leapt at her and her chaperone.
“Was it unacceptable?” Lucius asked.
“They’re Muggle children dressed in costumes, Lucius.” He sighed.