umbridges_army (umbridges_army) wrote in hp_dungeons, @ 2009-09-02 21:46:00 |
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Owl post to Horace Slughorn
I say, Sluggy, out with it, what's doing here at Hogwarts?
Heard Snape had been sacked and all that, and that you'd left, and what with Charlotte here I took the Potions position when it was offered. Have to keep an eye on the place after all and it's a good thing, too. They've turned out the whole school, it seems. Certainly not many faces here aside from the children that I remember from last year, and a sour puss in Gryffindor. I've already told Charlotte to mind how she pushes that one. Not too fond of the children I should think. And there's a thin slip of a girl for Slytherin. What's the world coming to? And this new Headmistress. Mincing and simpering trying to make out like she's one of those pastries that's all puff and no substance, and she's a tartar underneath it all. Merlin's balls, man, she's like a heavy neutralizer cut with a wee drain of sugar water and pink dye.
And you certainly shan't believe this. Who do you think is on staff now? Lolly! Shan't have a moment's peace unless I decamp whenever he drops off in that way of his.
So, out with it man, what's the good word? And when you're done with that, what's the real story?
Yrs etc,
Toodles