Draco,
The next time you attempt to bring a bundle of joy into this world, I think it would be wise for you to discuss with your nixiecidal fertility specialist other living creatures to murder. Something less sentient. A very large salmon perhaps?
(Because when a salmon ends up quivering on top of little clumps of rice, other salmon don't congregate and wonder about its disappearance.)![[info]](https://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small}