09:39 pm - skeeters_scoop - Results Appear Certain on Eve of ElectionBy Rita Skeeter The wizarding world goes to the polls tomorrow, but in the most important races, the outcome is all but certain. Rufus Scrimgeor's recent purchase of stationary emblazoned with his presumed new job does not appear to have been a waste of money. While the Prophet questions whether our new Minister will get us in to trouble with his apparent tendency to jump ahead of the public voice, Scrimgeor is undoubtedly the more qualified candidate, a view which has been echoed in conversations with averages witches and wizards on the street. "I can't say I much like him, but he's better than that other chap," said Marilda Jensson, who was out doing her shopping in Diagon Alley on Tuesday. "Weasley's been out of the country for so long, I wonder that they even let him run." The other race which will be watched with interest, of course, is between our own Harry Potter and Nicodemus Potts for the wizarding position in Muggle Parliament. We here at the Prophet cannot fathom why either man would want the job, but we have watched with great interest as the contest has turned dirty in recent days. The slander and outright lies spread by Mr. Potts against our own Harry have been nothing short of disgraceful. Rest assured, dear readers, that if Mr. Potter, Mr. Malfoy and Mr. Snape were engaging in relations of any sort with magical beasts, you would read about it first in the pages of the Prophet! Shame on Mr. Potts for even suggesting our Harry would do such a thing! We here at the Prophet would like to suggest what Mr. Potter may do with Mr. Potts after the latter is soundly beaten tomorrow, but we shall refrain to preserve the family nature of this publication. While these two races appear decided, much uncertainty remains about several local contests. In particular, the open council position in Berkshire, in which the incumbent populist ghost will run against a local landowner, promises to be entertaining. Turn to page twelve for a rundown of all the local council races. |