The Dungeons

As is our duty--

we are, after all, your brothers--

and the only ones who know how to party--

( we have planned a stag night for you. )

Bring extra livers, you'll need them!

Oh, and clothes you won't mind ruining.

F&G
Weasley's Wizard Wheezes, all your needs fulfilled! Really! Sleeping potions, delicious (if dangerous) candy... Except shelter, we don't like people staying overnight.

*The letter, dated Monday June 22, is delivered by an extremely disgruntled and exhausted owl who looks at Bill accusingly before flying to the nearest tree and deliberately ignoring them both*

Professors Weasley and Lovegood,

I think you will understand why I cannot in good conscience allow Klara to attend your wedding without a few assurances. Her safety is of paramount concern to us.

I remain, however, cognizant of the honour you do our Klara in inviting her to attend your wedding, despite these concerns. In light of this and against my reservations, I will permit Klara to attend your wedding if I may be assured of security of the event and her lodgings for the night. If security is not an issue, a number of our family bring her to you on Saturday, and then retrieve her on Sunday. I will require Apparation coordinates and the precise time for delivery and retrieval.

Edgar Lowell

In Peru tonight. Again. Getting a few last things done here and I'll see everyone at the guest house tomorrow morning.

And we'll just pretend certain things didn't happen and certain memories don't need to be scrubbed with a bristle brush or anything, yeah?