Fri, Apr. 22nd, 2011, 01:40 pm
[info]beholder_mod: FIC: "A Very Bad Thing Indeed" for Miss Morland

Recipient: Miss_Morland
Author: [info]lash_larue
Title: "A Very Bad Thing Indeed"
Rating: R
Pairings: Aunt Marge/Umbridge Millicent Bulstrode/Moaning Myrtle
Word Count: 14,340
Warnings/Content Information (Highlight to View): *[sex, masturbation, culling of deformed pup (ruthless, but not drawn out or sensationalized)]*.
Summary: Just because a woman does not meet contemporary standards of beauty does not mean that she doesn’t have needs and longings. Strong women find a way to satisfy them.
Author's Notes: According to the interview with JKR, "Harry and Me", Millicent Bulstrode is a half-blood. In this story she is a pure-blood. The village Marjorie lives near is real; I did not make that up.

My thanks to albalark for wading through this.

"A Very Bad Thing Indeed"


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Thu, Apr. 21st, 2011, 01:24 pm
[info]beholder_mod: FIC: "Bulgarian Wooing Practices" for kinky_kneazle

Recipient: [info]kinky_kneazle
Author: [info]luvscharlie
Title: Bulgarian Wooing Practices
Rating: R
Pairings: Viktor Krum/Millicent Bulstrode
Word Count: 7,240
Warnings/Content Information (Highlight to View): *Well, Millie belts him one, but he totally asked for it. Coarse language.*.
Summary: Millicent Bulstrode isn't your average Auror. She manipulated her way into the Academy and now she's been sent to Bulgaria on a secret mission where she runs into a man she remembers well from fourth year at Hogwarts.
Author's Notes: For the lovely [info]kinky_kneazle who asked for romance, comedy, getting together fics, happy endings, interesting occupations (I, at least, find it interesting that Millie would manage to manipulate her way into the Auror Academy), and no characters underage, so I went post-war. Thank you, wonderful beta, who makes it all better. There is nothing I love more than a woman who is secure in her body, even if it's not what society considers "pretty." Millie's a big, woman, and she has no desire to be a Skinny Minnie. In fact, she can't imagine what men see in women who are. She's completely comfortable in her own body, and that was a joy to write.
I stayed with British English, even at the times we're in Bulgaria, since I have no idea what Bulgarians would say, and I removed Viktor's accent, since I find it terribly tedious.

Bulgarian Wooing Practices )

Sun, Apr. 17th, 2011, 01:52 pm
[info]beholder_mod: FIC: "What's Cooking" for curia_regis

Recipient: curia_regis
Author: [info]chaos_rose
Title: What’s Cooking?
Rating: R
Pairings: Millicent Bulstrode/Dudley Dursley
Word Count: 2,945
Warnings/Content Information (Highlight to View): *Masturbation, language, and naughtiness.*
Summary: Dudley’s gone a lot of places and done a lot of things that nobody expected him to do, but there are still surprises out there.
Author's Notes: I’ve wanted to write Dudley and Millicent for a long time, but I had never imagined them together until now. I hope that you’ll enjoy the story.

What's Cooking )

Wed, Apr. 13th, 2011, 03:02 pm
[info]beholder_mod: FIC: "Reap What You Sew" for leela_cat

Recipient: [info]leela_cat
Author/Artist: [info]alisanne
Title: Reap What You Sew
Rating: PG
Pairings: Millicent Bulstrode/Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley/Pansy Parkinson, Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Word Count: +/-12,200
Warnings/Content Information (Highlight to View): *None*.
Summary: When an old school nemesis re-enters Millicent’s life it gives her the opportunity to prove herself that she never thought she’d receive.
Author's/Artist's Notes: Many thanks to the mod for the opportunity to participate in this wonderful fest! Leela_Cat, you mentioned an interest in wizarding life and traditions, friendships and relationships. I hope this suits!

"Reap What You Sew"


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Sat, Apr. 9th, 2011, 01:07 pm
[info]beholder_mod: FIC: "Far Beyond Pearls" for miramiraficfic

Recipient: [info]miramiraficfic
Author: [info]ldymusyc
Title: Far Beyond Pearls
Rating: PG
Pairings: Millicent Bulstrode/Pansy Parkinson
Word Count: 1000
Warnings/Content Information (Highlight to View): *No warnings apply.*
Summary: Pansy's thoughts on her lover.
Author's Notes: I couldn't decide whether to be influenced more by Shakespeare's "My Mistress' Eyes" or the Eshet Chayil for my fic, and I tried several different versions of a story before melding the two. Dear Mira, I hope you enjoy.

Far Beyond Pearls )

Fri, May. 21st, 2010, 12:26 pm
[info]bethbethbeth: FIC: "Sod Off" Means "I Love You" for kinky_kneazle

Recipient: [info]kinky_kneazle
Author/Artist: [info]anguis_1
Title: “Sod Off” Means “I Love You”
Rating: R
Pairings: Severus Snape/Millicent Bulstrode/Dennis Creevey
Word Count: 6,227 words
Warnings: Umm . . . you did read the pairing, right? And you’re aware this exchange is for characters of dubious popular attractiveness?
Summary: It begins and ends with the camera. Snapshots of life, and the living thereof.
Author's Notes: This fic takes place about 5 years after DH (so Dennis is, indeed, of age).

“Sod Off” Means “I Love You” )

Mon, May. 17th, 2010, 01:27 pm
[info]bethbethbeth: FIC: "Ode to Broken Things" for comicsbycate

Recipient: [info]comicsbycate
Author: [info]femmequixotic
Title: Ode to Broken Things
Rating: NC-17
Pairings: Millicent Bulstrode/Viktor Krum
Word Count: ~14,200
Warnings: none
Summary: "Krum's in town," Harry says finally. "I just thought you should know."
Author's Notes: Many thanks to my betas [info]bethbethbeth and [info]noeon, and to Pablo Neruda for the title. Massive gratitude to [info]bethbethbeth for her modly patience.

Click here to read 'Ode to Broken Things'...then return to the main entry here and leave a comment.

Sat, May. 15th, 2010, 12:14 pm
[info]bethbethbeth: FIC: "When You Least Expect It" for leni_jess

Recipient: leni_jess
Author/Artist: [info]meri_oddities
Title: When You Least Expect It
Rating: PG
Pairings: Millicent/Dudley
Word Count: 5,580
Warnings: none
Summary: Dudley meets someone unexpected at Harry's wedding.
Author's/Artist's Notes: Many thanks to regan_v and leela_cat for betaing.

When You Least Expect It )

Mon, May. 10th, 2010, 02:31 pm
[info]bethbethbeth: FIC: "Bespoke Broom" for anguis_1

Recipient: anguis_1
Author/Artist: [info]smissmarg
Title: Bespoke Broom
Rating: R
Pairings: Millicent/Ron, Millicent/Oliver
Word Count: 3,653
Warnings: Hand job, phallic fixation, what some might see as minor Ron-bashing, canon compliant but EWE
Summary: Ron never dreamed of what Millicent's hands could do to his broom. Now, he has.
Author's Notes: Beta read and Britpicked by Chloe on PerfectImagination. This is a work of fan fiction, based on the Harry Potter books by J.K. Rowling. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made.

Bespoke Broom )

Tue, May. 4th, 2010, 01:22 pm
[info]bethbethbeth: FIC: "When Dudley Met Millicent" for meri_oddities

Recipient: [info]meri_oddities
Author/Artist: [info]noeon
Title: When Dudley Met Millicent
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Millicent/Dudley (background Harry/Dean, Ron/Pansy)
Word Count:4,668
Warnings: football, EU regulations, obscure garden problems
Summary: Dudley didn't know what to expect as a visitor in his cousin's world. He certainly wasn't expecting her.
Author's/Artist's Notes: A humble bouquet of thank yous to [info]bethbethbeth for running this excellent show and to my beyond brilliant beta, femmequixotic. [info]meri_oddities, I hope you enjoy this version of your wonderful idea.

When Dudley Met Millicent )

Sat, Apr. 24th, 2010, 12:56 pm
[info]bethbethbeth: FIC: "Fists of Ink" for ldymusyc

Recipient: [info]ldymusyc
Author: [info]pale_moonlite
Title: Fists of Ink
Rating: Mature
Pairings and characters: Millicent Bulstrode/Blaise Zabini, Rita Skeeter, Minerva McGonagall/Aurora Sinistra
Word Count: ~ 7,800
Summary: "Girls like you simply need to work a little harder, develop other strengths to be able to compete." (Rita Skeeter to Millicent Bulstrode)
Author's Notes: Much love and gratitude to TJ for being such an amazing beta (all remaining mistakes are my own) and to [info]bethbethbeth, who went out of her way to help me. Dear [info]ldymusyc, I sincerely hope you enjoy Millicent's world!

Fists of Ink )

Thu, Apr. 22nd, 2010, 01:17 pm
[info]bethbethbeth: FIC: "The Fantasies of Stan Shunpike" for luvscharlie

Recipient: luvscharlie
Author/Artist: [info]cat_goddess
Title: The Fantasies of Stan Shunpike
Rating: R
Pairings: Stan Shunpike/Millicent Bulstrode, Stan Shunpike/Marietta Edgecombe, Millicent Bulstrode/Viktor Krum
Word Count: 1075
Warnings: Voyeurism, masturbation, semi-public sex, oral sex
Summary: Stan’s many customers give him a lot to think about before he goes home.
Author's/Artist's Notes: I hope you like this, luvscharlie. It was a pleasure to write for you.

The Fantasies of Stan Shunpike )

Wed, May. 6th, 2009, 12:06 pm
[info]bethbethbeth: FIC: "Dragon's Blood and Meadowsweet" for ragdoll

Recipient: [info]ragdoll
Author: [info]ldymusyc
Title: Dragon's Blood and Meadowsweet
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Draco Malfoy/Millicent Bulstrode
Word Count: 16,500
Warnings: Language, sex.
Summary:
"Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and cauldron bubble.
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble."

Draco Malfoy takes an apprenticeship with a potions master after the war, and discovers the way to make a brew he never expected with a component he never considered. Side effects may occur; results may vary.
Author's Notes: Ragdoll, I was terribly nervous to have received your name for this exchange, but I hope that this will catch your attention. I tried to incorporate your likes of fluffy angst, humor, banter, and exploration into an uncertain relationship, and even though I know these aren't your favorite characters, I do hope you enjoy.

Dragon's Blood and Meadowsweet )

Tue, May. 5th, 2009, 11:57 am
[info]bethbethbeth: FIC: "A Slytherin Fairytale" for trickofthedark

Recipient: [info]trickofthedark
Author: [info]cat_goddess
Title: A Slytherin Fairytale
Rating: PG
Pairings: Millicent Bulstrode/Gregory Goyle
Word Count: 1,186
Warnings: No real warnings. This is kind of fluffy.
Summary: Love is found in the most unexpected places, at the most unexpected times. Gregory and Millicent find out that gala balls aren't always boring.
Author's/Artist's Notes: Thank you, to our lovely mod for her understanding and giving me the extension. Trickofthedark, I hope you like this, even though it is short, and fluffy. I couldn't get into the frame of mind to write anything heavier than

A Slytherin Fairytale )

Tue, Apr. 28th, 2009, 12:02 pm
[info]bethbethbeth: FIC: "Daring to Love" for anguis_1

Recipient: [info]anguis_1
Author/Artist: [info]cardigrl
Title:Daring to Love
Rating:PG
Pairings:Millicent Bulstrode/Vincent Crabbe
Word Count:4325
Warnings:AU in that Vincent is alive, UST, Frequent Snape References
Summary:Learning to live is hard. Daring to love is even harder. A post-Hogwarts short story featuring hurt/comfort as Millicent, Vincent and Greg struggle to make a life for themselves on their own terms.
Author's/Artist's Notes:Thanks to my wonderful beta who made this a much better fic than it otherwise would have been. I really hope you like this, [info]anguis_1. I'm sorry for the lack of smut, but they are cautious people, these characters. And I hope you don't mind the liberal Snape references. I picture Millie especially as someone who learned to internalize things and be cautious in what she says. And Millie had a lot of thinking to do. So we see some past events through a Millie filter instead of canon's Harry filter.

Daring to Love )

Tue, Apr. 21st, 2009, 12:09 pm
[info]bethbethbeth: FIC: "A Sort Of Fairytale" for cat_goddess

Recipient: [info]cat_goddess
Author: [info]kaycee
Title: A Sort Of Fairytale
Rating: PG
Pairings: Severus Snape/Millicent Bulstrode (background Dudley Dursley/Ginny Weasley)
Word Count: 7,795
Warnings: EWE. AU-ish. A bit of snark (Millicent isn't exactly a 'people person').
Summary: Millicent is perfectly happy acting as a spy for the Order, but when Headmaster Snape, the object of her hidden affections, suddenly vanishes without a trace, she decides to go searching for him, not caring whether he wants to be found or not.
Author's Notes: I hope you'll enjoy the story, [info]cat_goddess. I had a lot of fun writing it.

A Sort Of Fairytale )

Fri, Apr. 17th, 2009, 12:05 pm
[info]beholder_mod: FIC: "There Are Days I Wish I Lived in a Romance Novel (But This Isn't One of Them)" for kaycee

Recipient:[info]kaycee
Author: [info]anguis_1
Title: There Are Days I Wish I Lived in a Romance Novel (But This Isn't One of Them)
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Neville Longbottom/Millicent Bulstrode
Word Count: 6,875 words
Summary: In a cluttered workshop and amid the rambunctious denizens of his greenhouse, Neville Longbottom discovers that beauty truly is in the eye of the beholder. Now he only has to convince Millicent Bulstrode. . . .
Disclaimer: JK Rowling and her publishers own Harry Potter and his world. No copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
Author's Notes: I don't think there's much in here that conflicts with book canon, but I don't feel obligated to abide by Rowling's personal extratextual canon. Set a few years after the war.

There Are Days I Wish I Lived in a Romance Novel (But This Isn't One of Them) )

Thu, Apr. 24th, 2008, 04:00 pm
[info]beholder_mod: FIC 'Below the Belt' for trickofthedark

Recipient: [info]trickofthedark (AKA Didodikali)
Author: [info]anguis_1
Title: Below the Belt
Summary: All Dudley wanted to do was deliver the letter and return to his perfectly normal, relatively pleasant existence. Luckily for him, fate and Millicent Bulstrode intervened.
Rating: R
Pairing: Dudley Dursley/Millicent Bulstrode
Word Count: 6,522 words
Disclaimer: JK Rowling and her publishers own Harry Potter and his world. No copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
Author's Notes: Didodikali/Trickofthedark, your fic, "Widdershins," had me sold on Dudley/Hermione, but then a little plotbunny came hopping by, and this is the result. I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it. Thanks to everyone who made this fic possible.

Below the Belt )

Thu, Apr. 10th, 2008, 06:01 pm
[info]beholder_mod: ART: Love Triptych for florence_craye

Recipient: [info]florence_craye
Author/Artist: [info]zephre
Title: Love Triptych: Mature, Young, Giant
Rating: G
Pairings: Irma Pince/Elphias Doge; Millicent Bulstrode/Hermione Granger; Olympe Maxime/Rubeus Hagrid
Disclaimer: Art based on characters by JKRowling; everybody's over 18
Warnings: Pumpkin as cocktail glass.
Summary: Snapshots of three courtships
Author's/Artist's Notes: ---

Love Triptych: Mature, Young, Giant )

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