Name: wwmrsweasleydo Reliable Email Address: wwmrsweasleydo at gmail.com Are you over 18? I was born in 1969 before man even landed on the moon. So old... I would be willing to pinch hit: Probably. Ask me at the time but it's more likely than not that I won't be that busy then. I like pinch-hitting.
For the art/fic you will be RECEIVING:
I would like to receive Art/Fic/No Preference: No preference I would like to receive Slash/Het/Femslash/No Preference: Slash or het please (if het then not too detailed on the descriptions of lady-bits please) I would like to receive Fic/Art rated R/NC-17; PG/PG-13; G; No preference: Any rating for slash, up to R for het. I would like to to receive art/fic featuring one of the following : (In no particular order) Stan Shunpike, Madam Rosemerta, Gregory Goyle, Vincent Crabbe, Filius Flitwick, Arabella Figg, Dudley Dursley, Firenze, Peter Pettigrew, Marcus Flint, Millicent Bulstrode, Victor Krum, Argus Filch, Rubeus Hagrid, Professor Quirrell, Professor Sprout, Xenophilius Lovegood, Olympe Maxime, Igor Karkaroff, Professor Hooch, Aberforth Dumbledore.
I am unwilling to receive art/fic featuring any of the following: Snape, Hermione, Slughorn, Voldemort, Greyback, Umbridge, Morfin Gaunt, Inferi or McGonagall or Grubbly-Plank with men (it seems clear to me that they are both gay). I am unwilling to receive art/fic containing any of the following elements): Dub-con, Non-con, chan, object insertion, figging, sounding, scat, necro, anything medical or requiring subsequent medical attention, mpreg (bit bored of pregnancy altogether tbh).
For the art/fic you will be GIVING:
I would like to give Art/Fic/No Preference: Fic I would like to give Slash/Het/Femslash/No Preference: Slash or het I would like to give Fic/Art rated R/NC-17; PG/PG-13; G; No preference: Slash up to NC-17, het up to R. I am willing to give Fic/Art featuring one of the following characters: Anyone not in the list below. I am unwilling to give Fic/Art featuring one of the following characters : Professor Grubbly-Plank, Minerva McGonagall (those 2 because I don't write femmeslash), Morfin Gaunt, Fenrir Greyback, Griphook. I am unwilling to give Fic/Art containing any of the following elements : Dub-con, Non-con, chan, figging, object insertion, sounding, scat, necro, anything medical or requiring subsequent medical attention, mpreg (bit bored of pregnancy altogether tbh).
Additional Likes and Dislikes
I like lost moments from canon, plots which run parallel to and reference canon, or completely AU fics (magic or non-magic), past explanations for canon, future results of canon, clever inventions of non-canon magic. I prefer well Brit picked fic (I'm British) but it doesn't ruin it for me if there are slips. I like schoolboys, sibling incest, infidelity, angst, romance-against-the-odds, the triumph of the underdog, bullies getting their come-uppance, secret semi-public sex. I like male anuses to get attention, but female anuses to be ignored. I'm not keen on facial hair, but I do like adults to have body hair (and all the sex has to happen to those old enough to grow body hair). The only thing which will make me actually stop reading is Ron!bashing. If Ron makes an appearance then please be nice to him. I'm a bit bored of Harry's POV because that's what we get in canon and fanfic is about exploring the unexplored and inventing additions to JKR's world for me. I'd like to see inside the mind of someone I haven't seen inside before.