"Let Us Escape Our Troubles"
LOL. Yes, you did! I'm so glad you enjoyed the story, dear!
(And I'd forgotten about The PhenomPhallus! Something makes me thing I'll need to write a femmeslash story that DOESN'T include a phallus of some sort soon!)
(Oh, wait. I did that for HPKinkfest on LJ.)
Off to comment on your truly lovely, long review in a minute, but I needed to acknowledge how much this comment made me actually laugh!