Adorable! I really like stories that show Dudders growing into a reasonable man, and that take Millicent beyond Hogwarts. His audience sounds like a great bunch of guys, rugby fans who love comfort food. I had to look up the dishes you listed -- roly-poly, rissoles, etc. -- but I'm sure Millicent can make them for Dudley. I know this is a one-shot, but I wonder what will happen when Dudley finds out she is a witch who went to the same school as Harry. Bet they will never tell his parents! Thank you for the fun story.