Oh. My. God. I choked on my coffee right about here -- The skit included such exotic offerings as beef and and fire, pork and fire, sausage and fire, chicken and fire, pickled things you do not want to look at too closely, and items fried in vintage grease such as fish and chips and scotch eggs. -- and I don't think I stopped laughing after that. This was hilarious and adorable and funny and sweet and LOTS MORE WORDS. Excellent work, mystery author. I want to print this fic out and roll around in it like a cat. Fantastic.