Oh, that was great! I love Arthur as a character and this was very like him, a bit befuddled, but competent nonetheless. I can imagine how difficult it would be keeping a secret from that big nosy family, much less something terribly private like that. Poor man. It's always such a shock to kids (and by that I don't necessarily mean the biological sort, but anyone who is 15 years or more younger) when they realise or start to consider older people not only want, but actually *have* sex lives and that it's not only natural but healthy. I just hope Bill and Percy don't have coronaries. Nice job!