What fun! I nearly laughed out loud at many of Abraxas's lines -- such as:
"Would you rather I take up nude Quidditch, move to a monastery in Tibet, or save Draco from an unfortunate match?"
"The technical term is docking. I have it on good authority that it feels incredible. I am glad to know my sources understated things."
"At the risk of sounding crude, thank you." Abraxas murmured into Percy's sweaty hair.
You also actually make me like Percy , and I admire you for that. I admit to finding his cauldron thickness reasoning here strangely convincing. And I greatly enjoyed the sober and utterly unsentimental talk about marriage -- a clever and inventive take!