OMG! I saw this just on my way to bed, and I'm just commenting briefly before some sleep to say I've seen my gift -- I'll reread and comment at length tomorrow.
But... wicked!Abraxas & spunky!Percy... Oh, my what a pair. I feel truly sorry for Lucius!
This was fun, hot and absolutely not what I had counted on - and I am very happy about that. I LOVED it! OMG, I enjoyed it so much! Good humour is rare to find, and you managed the tongue-in-cheek perfectly. Arousal by financial news? O_o