I love Arthur and Rosmerta, too...but hey, everybody's tastes are different. :)
Meanwhile, I'm very sorry you won't be participating. Generally speaking, I'll be trying to match people up with recipients whose requests mesh with the top picks of the authors/artists, but I totally get it if you think the risk is too great. *g*
(in fact, I think I'm going to update the instructions this afternoon to note that I will make every effort to match up people by their first or second choices)