Okay, this is beyond awesome. I love every line of it, so many delightful turns of phrase (that can only be the work of one author, but I'll wait to be proven wrong lalala), and spot-on dialogue and characterisation and a;lskjdflskjdf also HOT. As if the first sex scene wasn't blazing enough, the one up against the headboard made my brain melt more than a little bit, so hello, nice work making Filch completely himself and still completely sexy. :D Also, twenty-two, ahahahaa, I loved that. And Dumbledore ftw. And Snape going ever more slowly in looking for the solution, ahahah.