Hahahaha, omg, this is fucking hilarious. I just.... jdgkhdashfdshdf. Whoever you are, you WIN. And the clay figures! OMG. Lockhart is my favourite, with his little tuft of hair and serene smile, and lol (woo!) to him going off with 'the newspaper woman'. You do certainly seem to know littleblackbow rather well, or have done extensive reading. Well done!