Ahahah, I laughed so loud I think I scared my cat. This was hilarious. There could have been ruined keyboards here if I hadn't set the beverages out of reach. The cheerful vulgarity of this totally wins. And I love the excrescence on Harry's lip!
I can't quote all my favorite lines or I'll end up reproducing half the fic. But the mushroom sculptures are inspired, and the lustiness of our local wizarding populace, and of poor frustrated Neville, is a riot.