"Budge up, man, and be quiet. I prefer silence whilst fucking."
*dies*
I LOVE this -- so awesome! Your voices are just fantastic (I particularly enjoyed McGonagall's dialect, like everybody else), and the characterisations are done with both and compassion. And of course, I must commend the clever way you explain canon events. Bravo!
One small thing, though: the spell McGonagall uses on Snape should probably be 'Dic veritatem' -- now it says (ungrammatically), 'I speak the truth'. (Sorry, I'm a nerd. *g*)