Hahaha I can't believe you apologise for the wording of your reviews. I'm not your writer, obvs (I think you know what pairing I'd have written if I were, whether your Rufus-brain liked it or not :P), but I think I'd like to be, all the time, just because you give the most squee-tastic reviews I've ever read. I'm sure your writer is wandering around in a daze right now going :D :D :D.