Title: The Perils of Arousal on School Grounds
Pairings: Dudley Dursley/Millicent Bulstrode, with a Filius Flitwick/Poppy Pomfrey cameo
Word Count: 4,098 words
Warnings/Content Information (Highlight to View): *none*.
Summary: Thanks to a student’s prank, Hogwarts is in sudden need of a new caretaker, in addition to the already-open post of Keeper of Keys and Grounds. The portrait of Albus connives, Minerva is secretly grateful, Filius and Poppy find out where making assumptions gets them, and Millicent and Dudley discover the difficulties and rewards of living a married life at Hogwarts.
Author's Notes: Many thanks to all involved with the production and consumption of this fic.
( The Perils of Arousal on School Grounds )