Name:dognmonkeyshow Reliable Email Address: dogandmonkeyshow at gmail dot com Are you over 18?: Old enough to have kids over 18.
For the art/fic you will be RECEIVING: I would like to receive Art/Fic/No Preference: Fic I would like to receive Slash/Het/Femslash/No Preference: Any of the three, but my order of preference is slash, then het, then femmeslash. I would like to receive Fic/Art rated R/NC-17; PG/PG-13; G; No preference:: I'd prefer R or NC-17. I would like to receive art/fic featuring one of the following characters: Minerva McGonagall, Viktor Krum, Arthur Weasley, Madam Hooch, Madam Rosmerta, Rufus Scrimgeour, Igor Karkaroff I am unwilling to receive art/fic featuring any of the following characters: Bellatrix Lestrange, either Carrow, any Dursleys, Umbridge, Griphook, Hagrid, Filch I am unwilling to receive art/fic containing any of the following elements: Any kind of kink other than adultery, mindfuckery or voyeurism, bodily fluids other than those normally associated with sexual activity, romance, crackfic, OOC-ness, fics that focus on the Weasleys en mass, fics that focus on Harry's generation or nextgen, implausible or cliched means of bringing a pair together (forced bonding, potions accident,etc.), nicknames of any kind.
For the art/fic you will be GIVING: I would like to give Art/Fic/No Preference: Fic. Unless someone specifically asks for wobbly stick figures, you don't want to be assigning me an art request. I would like to give Slash/Het/Femslash/No Preference: Slash or het. I would like to give Fic/Art rated R/NC-17; PG/PG-13; G; No preference: No preference, though I'm not that proficient at writing smut (or, at least the kind of smut that's to the tastes of most fandomers). I am willing to give Fic/Art featuring any of the following characters: Minerva McGonagall, Viktor Krum, Arthur Weasley, Madam Hooch, Madam Rosmerta, Rufus Scrimgeour, Barty Crouch Sr., Igor Karkaroff, Walden Macnair, Millicent Bulstrode, Charity Burbage, Severus Snape oops *g* I am unwilling to give Fic/Art featuring any of the following characters: Either Carrow, Vernon Dursley, Dolores Umbridge, Griphook, Hagrid, Filch, Fenrir Greyback, Molly Weasley, Morfin Gaunt I am unwilling to give Fic/Art containing any of the following elements: Any kind of kink other than adultery, mindfuckery or voyeurism; romance, crackfic, fics that focus on the Weasleys en mass, fics that focus on Harry's generation or nextgen, implausible or cliched means of bringing a pair together (forced bonding, potions accident,etc.), fics where problematic relationships are accepted by other characters without comment (i.e., the pair exists in a vacuum).
Additional Likes and Dislikes If you'd like to pair Snape, Harry or Draco with any of the folks on my "would like" list, that would be awesome. For femmeslash, I'd really prefer if you stick to the characters in the list above and most definitely stay away from cross-gen of any kind (though, just to be clear, cross-gen is fine for slash or het). I prefer fics that either take place away from Hogwarts, or are a "behind the scenes" view of the school. I'm not a big fan of wartime stories (plenty of that in DH, tyvm), but if you want to write a plotty fic, I love stories that focus on solving mysteries, finding out secrets, etc.