A total delight, Mystery Author -- or "my duck," if I may be so bold. Who knew that Ethelbert Bling had such passionate blood flowing through all that ectoplasm? Well, cold hands, warm heart, as they say. Everyone's voices are just splendid, to use a word that might appeal to the charming Catbert. And I love the way dear Hosmer improves the shining hour by recognizing the social potential of a ghostly lover.
This story was like a delicious, non-moldy meal that is not at all offensive to the old proboscis.
Plus, it's so liberating that Myrtle is sharing bits of her diary. In the spirit of feminine solidarity, I offer an excerpt from the sooper-sekrit diary of Kelly Chambliss -- "Kelly Chambliss McGarnigle ♥ Kelly Chambliss McGarnigal ♥ Kelly Chambliss McGarnigle"