“They have to write about all the harmless pranks they’d like to pull that wouldn’t be a pain in my arse, and then they’ll have to pitch the cleverest ones to me. If they came up with something really good, I said I’d think about helping ‘em pull it off if they’d agree to stop sabotaging the toilets.”
This made me laugh out loud. What an excellent way for someone without magic to manage the more exuberant students! I loved this! I never would have thought of Dudley taking Filch's job, but you made it work beautifully. This is a wonderfully warm and amusing fic. Excellent job! :D