Thank you, Mystery Author! This is terribly sweet. I wouldn't have thought of pairing these two together, but they work perfectly. I love the little touches you've thrown in, like Charity's fondness for Charlie's Angels and her commiseration sessions with Snape, and Amelia's stupid-question voice - to say nothing of her horror that Charity would ever think she might be attracted to an "infant." And oh, phrases like "libidinous lap" capture so much in such an economy of words. I am so glad you shared this with us!