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Prompt #1 Give 3 characters, locations, or pairing requests for your gift and any special kinks/themes. 1) Charlie/Snape 2) Neville/Harry 3) Hagrid/Snape kinks/themes I always seem to enjoy are: masks/disguises, bondage, dirty talk, wall!sex, marking, first time, size queens, humiliation-as-penance, UST, best-friends-secretly-lusting-after-one-another, and glory holes. Identify your squicks or dealbreakers. um. I don't really have any, but dislikes include: scat, extreme graphic violence, fluff/overly romantic scenes, and rimming.
Prompt #2 Give 3 characters, locations, or pairing requests for your gift and any special kinks/themes. Voldemort, Harry, Bill. Kinks..sub!Harry but controls the 'flow of things' if you get what I mean. Partial animagus transformations, bloodplay, light torture, humiliation, rough sex, Bill with scars Identify your squicks or dealbreakers. waterplay, scatplay, amputation, dirty sex situations (like having sex after someone's been deprived of a bath/toilet for a few days...)
Prompt #3 Give 3 characters, locations, or pairing requests for your gift and any special kinks/themes. Pairings: Snape/Harry, Lucius/Harry, Snape/Lucius/Harry/(Draco), but I'd love Draco/Harry too; Bottom!Harry if possible/applicable for these. Also, Harry/Scorpius, Draco/Albus Severus, Albus Severus/Scorpius, Lucius/Draco. There, hope you have enough to choose from… Oh, and I would totally love a n-some with all of the characters above as much as something that is non-pairing gen. Kinks: Man, I'm virtually unsquickable, so if you ever wanted a reason to try a weird untypical for you media and dabble in necrofilic incestual chan with BDSM flavour, this is your shining opportunity. Just make it Slash, please! Themes: I love mPreg, creature (only hate werewolf), forced bonding/marriage, some significant moment for the character/pairing and many others Identify your squicks or dealbreakers. scat, Sirius, Hagrid, smoking, pet names, anyone!bashing, not a lover of the Weasleys as a whole, non-Magic AUs
Prompt #4 Give 3 characters, locations, or pairing requests for your gift and any special kinks/themes. Severus/Harry, Severus/Harry/Draco, or any of them individually. Vampire’s thrall, Steampunk, voyeurism, or cross dressing Harry or Draco. Hogwart’s Express, Dungeon, in the back room at a bar. I’ll leave the kink (or non-kink) up to you. Identify your squicks or dealbreakers. extreme torture, character death, scat, under 15.
Prompt #5 Give 3 characters, locations, or pairing requests for your gift and any special kinks/themes. Harry/Ron, Ron/Terry, sexing at a famous landmark - just be nice to Ron and I'm happy Identify your squicks or dealbreakers. Harry/Hermione, a Weasley/a Malfoy, Death Eaters
Prompt #6 Give 3 characters, locations, or pairing requests for your gift and any special kinks/themes. Any magical creature, or steampunk AU/aesthetic. Innocent gen: awesome. Filthiest, most depraved thing you can imagine: also awesome. For the latter: Breast bondage, tit torture, breathplay, cock-gagging. Identify your squicks or dealbreakers. Harry, Draco.
Prompt #7 Give 3 characters, locations, or pairing requests for your gift and any special kinks/themes. 1- Characters! Any of the Weasley boys. Together. Nom. 2- Location! The jungle? 3- I would love it if the twins were involved somehow. They don't have to be main, but I love them to be there. Identify your squicks or dealbreakers. Too much blood/gore (though it has its place in zombie!fics), bodily fluids other than the norm being used in sex, intense bondage (light is okay).
Prompt #8 Give 3 characters, locations, or pairing requests for your gift and any special kinks/themes. Harry/Ron, Fred/George, Remus/Sirius. I love hand holding and water and wandless magic. And kissing. Lots of kissing. Identify your squicks or dealbreakers. Character death, Non-con, scat
Prompt #9 Give 3 characters, locations, or pairing requests for your gift and any special kinks/themes. Harry/Ron; any one, two or more Weasley brothers; and Harry/(Neville or Oliver or Remus). As for kinks, I don’t really have any favorites (clearly Weasleycest is an exception), but if it’s not on my list of squicks and it helps the donor’s creativity I’m probably up for it. Identify your squicks or dealbreakers. No death. No blood play or breath play. No S&M, B&D, D&S. Absolutely no bodily wastes. No rimming without a cleansing spell. No addictions, abuse or adultery. Angst must be resolved. No non-con. No wimpy characters. No character bashing (except for Slytherins, of course). And no Remus with scars: absolutely non-canonical and off-putting, so there.
Prompt #10 Give 3 characters, locations, or pairing requests for your gift and any special kinks/themes. Harry Potter, Teddy Lupin, Blaise Zabini, Bedroom, Hogwarts, Outside, Harry/Blaise, Harry/Teddy, Harry/Luna, HEA for fic; I'll accept any theme/kink not listed below for art. Identify your squicks or dealbreakers. Second person POV, non-con, extreme sexual fetishes, infidelity, abuse, drugs, smoking, crack!fic, everyone betrays Harry, character bashing.
Prompt #11 Give 3 characters, locations, or pairing requests for your gift and any special kinks/themes. Oh man, anyone/anyone, though if I HAVE to choose... Kingsley, Moody, Snape, any Weasley, Sirius Black, Bellatrix Lestrange, Narcissa Malfoy, Lucius Malfoy, Minerva McGonagall... any of these in any configuration and seriously, if you have an idea for any of the OTHER characters (Firenze/Dobby, anyone?), I have NO objections! Identify your squicks or dealbreakers. I really don't have squicks? Go for it and have fun! :D
Prompt #12 Give 3 characters, locations, or pairing requests for your gift and any special kinks/themes. I'd love to see something involving Neville, Draco or Ron (or, if you're thinking pairing(s), any combination of those three is fine as well). If you're feeling more inclined towards the girls, I love Luna and Pansy in any femmeslash pairing. Also, incest pairings (Albus/James, Sirius/Regulus, Fleur/Gabrielle, for example). As to kinks/themes, anything angsty, outdoorsy, war-sy, hurt/comfort-y or slightly silly; AU, bondage, hands & wrists, biting, licking, sucking, frottage, blindfolds, food!smut, cross-gen, & rain, but honestly, I'm usually pretty stoked with anything aside from squicks :) Identify your squicks or dealbreakers. Harry/Ginny, Snape/anyone, James/Lily, Mpreg, marriage & babies
Prompt #13 Give 3 characters, locations, or pairing requests for your gift and any special kinks/themes. Any rating awesome. Characters: Tom, Minerva, Moody, Molly, singly or in any combination on your whim. Kinks: spanking, dubcon/noncon, slavery, corsetry, exhibitionism, bondage, humiliation, object insertion, generally the D/s end of stuff. Dark noncon or loving kink equally welcome. Setting-wise: First war or pre-first war stuff would be cool. Touches of wizarding historical detail? That would be SUPER UBER awesome. Identify your squicks or dealbreakers. Mpreg. Vomit. Non-canon established relationships, would prefer to see early-relationship (I consider Tom/Minerva canon (/shippyness)). Excessively scrawny women (ribs should never be as prominent as breasts). Er. What is this squick you speak of?
Prompt #14 Give 3 characters, locations, or pairing requests for your gift and any special kinks/themes. Any Good guys, (the more obscure the better), prefer Het, gen, or slash (threesomes are also okay). some random prompts to help(pick any or none): Record Shop, unexpected, some rules are made to be broken, Brilliant Super Genius, Her/His Highness The Almighty and Omnipotent. Identify your squicks or dealbreakers. bodily fluids other than vaginal/seminal, debasement, emotional or mental abuse, death eaters, incest, statutory rape, non-con, dub-con, bestiality.
Prompt #15 Give 3 characters, locations, or pairing requests for your gift and any special kinks/themes. Pairings: Severus/Harry, Severus/Lucius, Severus/ (Bill, Charlie, or Percy) Kinks: BDSM, cross-dressing, chan, genderbending, EWE, AU/AR, dark/twisted!Snape, top!Snape, dark!fic, noncon/dubcon, forced bonding, forced prostitution, first-time, semi-public or public sex, sex magic, LOVE dirty talk, hurt/comfort, mpreg, long painful path to a happy/hopeful ending, established relationship, time travel Identify your squicks or dealbreakers. bottom/sub!Snape (unless he is paired with Lucius), scat, necro, infidelity, main character death, roman showers
Prompt #16 Give 3 characters, locations, or pairing requests for your gift and any special kinks/themes. 1. severus/remus 2. albus/gellert 3. luna/anyone special kinks/themes - incognito, unicorns, stockings, AU-ness Identify your squicks or dealbreakers. no poop/pee unless it's funny. otherwise all is good :)
Prompt #17 Give 3 characters, locations, or pairing requests for your gift and any special kinks/themes. Scorpius/Rose - "Everyone carries around his own monsters." - Richard Pryor Teddy/Rose - "What is straight? A line can be straight, or a street, but the human heart, oh, no, it's curved like a road through mountains." - Tennesee Williams Scorpius/Rose/Dominique - "There are two tragedies in life. One is not to get your heart's desire. The other is to get it." - George Bernard Shaw Humor, romance, happy endings, snark, a little angst is all good :) Identify your squicks or dealbreakers. non-con, too kinky sex (nothing more kinky than light bondage), torture, anything from a pet's/animal's/inanimate object's POV
Prompt #18 Give 3 characters, locations, or pairing requests for your gift and any special kinks/themes. Draco, paired with Hermione, Pansy, or Astoria ONLY. Lucius/Narcissa. Any book-era Slytherins. Locations: Elaborate, luxurious bedrooms or bathrooms. Kinks/themes: Hairpulling, light spanking. Identify your squicks or dealbreakers. Death, destruction, doom, drugs, etc. Nothing tragic or sad, no infidelity or triangles. No appearances of Drarry, even in background or passing.
Prompt #19 Give 3 characters, locations, or pairing requests for your gift and any special kinks/themes. 1. Gilderoy Lockhart and the Mirror of Erised. 2. Harry & co potting Mandrakes for Prof Sprout. 3. Charlie Weasley/any male character of your choice, preferrably involving a dragon. Identify your squicks or dealbreakers. No non-con or excessive violence, please.
Prompt #20 Give 3 characters, locations, or pairing requests for your gift and any special kinks/themes. Draco/Harry, Grimmauld Place, a walk Identify your squicks or dealbreakers. threesomes, boys referred to as "blond(e)", "brunet(te)", the Gryffindor, the Rawenclaw etc., pov switches within on-going scenes (otherwise known as head-hopping) Sorry about that, but these are my squicks. ♥
Prompt #21 Give 3 characters, locations, or pairing requests for your gift and any special kinks/themes. -Severus, Lucius, Sirius -The beach, the forest, dungeons -If you want pairings, Severus/Lucius, Severus/Sirius, Lucius/Sirius, Harry/Draco, Remus/Sirius/ -As for kinks: love/hate relationships, angst, first kiss. -Themes: Surprise me! my secret artist or writer. Identify your squicks or dealbreakers. scat and pedophile, from there on I'm open to anything.
Prompt #22 Give 3 characters, locations, or pairing requests for your gift and any special kinks/themes. Snape, Snape/Hermione, Snape/Lupin (Snape-centric, obv.), otherwise, I like Neville, Luna, the Weasley twins... AU is perfectly fine, esp. to have Snape alive! :D I'm good for ratings G-NC17, but I do prefer the higher end, with some pr0n-y goodness/smut (I doubt there's anything that would be considered too graphic for me--the kinkier and less vanilla the better, LOL). I like sexual tension (unresolved or otherwise). I really enjoy clever banter and innuendo. As for locations... I have no idea. Whatever sparks your muse--run with it! Identify your squicks or dealbreakers. Please make it clear that all characters are of age (no chan). No mpreg (shudder). No babies (shudder again). No bloodplay/scat. I know there are good Darkfics out there, but I'd rather not have things too dark/cruel/hopeless. No smoking or drug use. Not interested in Voldy or Bella or Fenrir or Umbridge. Also, I am really not a fan of Sirius. No torture or character death. No rape. Really not interested in pain (even in the BDSM sense). No extremely fluffy/OOC Snape. If you refer to a man's cock, please don't use the words "dick," "member," or "organ." No gender-switching or cross-dressing. Wow, I feel like I'm being extremely picky, but I'm just trying to be comprehensive after looking at last year's participants' lists. LOL
Prompt #23 Give 3 characters, locations, or pairing requests for your gift and any special kinks/themes. George Weasley, Ron Weasley, Draco Malfoy; pairings can be het or slash, canon or not, (Luna, Lee, Angelina, Dean Thomas, Neville Longbottom, Fred can all be involved too) Kissing is nice, R-rated and under also good, meaningful looks, memories, cuddling, dancing, awkward situations, blindfolds, possibly threesomes Identify your squicks or dealbreakers. Non-con/dub-con, incest, scat, bloodplay/breathplay, D/s... generally anything non-vanilla.
Prompt #24 Give 3 characters, locations, or pairing requests for your gift and any special kinks/themes. Severus/Evan, Antonin/Bellatrix, Evan/Any Marauder-era Boy (except Peter), Severus/Lily Identify your squicks or dealbreakers. rape, PWP (for fic), chan, bestiality, MPreg, OOCness, cross-gen (Severus/Draco as exception), BDSM, extreme kink (watersports, scat, etc), crack, anything with Harry
Prompt #25 Give 3 characters, locations, or pairing requests for your gift and any special kinks/themes. Harry/Ron, Lavender/Parvati, Ron/Lavender. Some themes: divination, stolen moments, first time, costumes, bondage, Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes. Identify your squicks or dealbreakers. Character death. Non-con. Bloodplay, scat, etc. Adultery.
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