very first prompt at hp_alt_april! Whoot! Three items: inkwell, phoenix feather, cockroach cluster Three beings/people: Firenze, Harry Potter, Pansy Parkinson Pairings: Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy Location: The Quidditch Pitch during Eight Year
Situation or Set-up for Story: Sick and tired of reliving the war--and all his heroics, as other folks told them--Harry sets out to discombobulate Draco Malfoy to hilarious effect!
Het or Slash? Slash (or pre-slash--author's choice) Rating: PG13 or above (author's choice)