Rubina Winters (rururuby) wrote in hou_ren, @ 2011-08-23 23:23:00 |
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August 17th Cosma: HEY BITCH! Missing you. Ilario is fucking idiot. Rubina: Ilario?! Never. Rubina: Missing you too. My roommate is a bit off color. She is... Cosma: You've replaced me. I should have known. Rubina: Oh hush. Though, she is a bit bonkers like you. I quite like it. Cosma: You know that I could care less about this crazy bitch who is replacing me. I want to know if you've been shacked up yet? Is my baby cousin married before me? Not that there was ever really any doubt. Rubina: No, no one has been paired yet. Cosma: Have you at least fucked some guys? Rubina: COSMA Cosma: OKAY OKAY VIRGIN MARY. Have you at least met some guys? Rubina: Well, my roommate's boyfriend is all right. And the boy that I met when I first got here was all right. And I did a reading on a boy in a coffee shop. Cosma: Who was the hottest? Rubina: Tech Guy. Cosma: Who the fuck is that? Rubina: Well I don't really remember his name. He was the boy from the coffee shop. Cosma: So you didn't fuck him, but you did a reading? You've got no game girl! Rubina: HEY HEY HEY. I am sort of getting married soon, Cosma. I think that he was keen on me though. I mean, he held my hand for a while. Rubina: Rubina: And no, I don't think I should have fucked him. Cosma: You know me too well Rubes. Rubina: It's just sad because he was fantastic and it isn't as if we're going to be paired. I'm going to end up with someone who looks like a brillo pad or something. Cosma: Upstairs or down? Rubina: ... I have to go. I'm being sexiled. Rubina has signed off Cosma: Don't think you can get away from me! This roommate of yours will be getting death threats! |
August 19th (3:30pm)Rubina: Cosma, why aren't you on? I need to talk to you. I need to talk to you now. I know you're up! (3:30p)Cosma: <*AUTO-RESPONSE*> Sorry, I am currently PARTYING ALL NIGHT LONG! (3:31pm)Rubina has signed off (9:24pm)Rubina has signed on Rubina: Cosma. I've been paired. With Tech Guy. Cosma: Well does he at least have a big penis? Rubina: I don't know anything about his penis, except that he doesn't like to have it constricted or flailing around. Cosma: Boxer briefs? Rubina: Yes ma'am. Cosma: So. Are you okay honey baby? Rubina: I'm doing better now. Apparently his name is Nate. He's really funny and he's pretty cute. Hold on, I have a video. Rubina is trying to direct connect.... You are direct connected. Cosma: He sort of looks like... Rubina: like a coyote? Cosma: OMFG. YES. Cosma: So you're really going to marry this guy Rubes? Rubina: And have a baby with him. Cosma: Can you believe that you're going to get knocked up before me? If it weren't for this infertility thing, we'd have so many little Cosma's running around. Rubina: God bless you, Cosma. I have to go to though, I have to go to work early in the morning. Cosma: It's all right, I've been making out with Antony this whole time anyway. Rubina: Awesome. Rubina has signed off. Cosma has signed off. |
August 22nd Rubina: MY FUCKING HOUSE IS SO BIG. I CANNOT EVEN EXPLAIN IT. Cosma: Sorry. Fucking. Talk later. Rubina: DON'T EVEN CARE, HUGE HOUSE. Rubina has signed off. |