Hotel Hell Network

This place isn't another hologram, is it? I just arrived here and this whole situation seems like a repeat of something that's recently happened in my life. If anyone sees a beautiful ginger woman by the name of Amelia or Amy, my wife, please let me know. She might be running around with a madman in a blue box with a bow-tie and suspenders that calls himself 'The Doctor'. I hope he shows up soon because this place is dismal, frigid and he'd be the one to figure out a way to get a fire started with his sonic-y screwdriver... thing.