Hotel Hell Network

There appear to be a man's belongings in the room I have been assigned.

I believe that neither my Uncle, nor my brother would be pleased about such a thing.

Hello? Is anybody out there?

I don't know if this has been mentioned before, but this place is really bloody creepy.

I don't know how I feel about this new place. On one hand, candy, on the other? Sugar rush and crash.

Since everyone communicating on this thing seems to have some kind of death wish, how about a little advice: anything that looks too good to be true is too good to be true and there are no places made out of candy that don't lead to witches. For fuck's sake, be careful and if you go out there and start eating the buildings? Well. Don't say I didn't warn you.

~Hansel

[There is a bit of a shuffling sound, as if someone has turned their phone on accidentally and then THIS begins to play, before a soft, musical voice speaks...]

This place has strange music...