Hotel Hell Network

I don't "get" the fascination with the people outside.

So, it's a brand new world and you've got a guide.  Wanna show a girl around?

Hmm...so what is this place anyway?  I was in my ship 10 minutes ago, now I'm in a hotel?

Either Vogon ships have changed a great deal since I last checked the Guide, or I am not where I am supposed to be.

Anyone out there seen a fellow in a bathrobe and slippers going on about his house being knocked down perchance?