Hello Los Angeles, I have returned!! I'm Brady and I come bearing an absurd story for you! This happened today.
So, coming home from the store, rando stops me near the corner of my street and goes, "Hey! - how many bodies you think would fit in that dumpster?" I admit, my curiosity won out and I looked at the dumpster for just a moment or two and then replied, "Whole or chopped up?" If the way his jaw dropped and the horrified expression that took over his face before he started to shuffle back away from me is anything to go by...I gather this was not the response he was expecting.
Moral: Best way to scare off creeps on your own? Be creepier.
Here's a picture of my neighbor's cat's ridiculously blue bedroom eyes for your time!: