PSA: Dear people I don't know...and some I do...for the love of fuck stop playing 'Heroes' because a celebrity you more or less forgot existed - except when you felt nostalgic while drunk and/or when you were doing karaoke - has died. We get it. You're super bummed. Step away from your playlists...or use your fucking earbuds for fucksake.
You may return to your regularly scheduled programming.
Is this where I ask you a question that's supposed to make you tell me something random about yourself? don't do that, I don't care