Boring or not the excitement lie within the intention or implication of what the items were for. And to say that Helix wasn't impressed with the fact the other went to this sort of length to buy them things would be an incredible lie. Considering how the man went into the shop, all jittery and insecure, the fact he didn't just grab what they needed but EXPLORED a little and bought MORE was... well, pretty amazing. He was so proud.
And pretty intimidated. He wasn't so sure he could have honestly done the same and he certainly wasn't expecting Aiden to have been able to. Yes, Aiden had done well alright.
Helix tilted his head curiously at the bottles of lube, picking one up as Aiden went rifling in the bag for more. He looked over the label and raised his brows some. ...so it would make things a little smoother... there wouldn't be as much prep--
He blinked at the condoms and the other things he laid down. He couldn't help but to give the other a flat stare. Okay, yeah maybe he deserved that even for as old as that joke was. He smirked some, setting the bottle of lube down to look at the pack of condoms, noting the different effects. He almost asked about the fact Aiden got help...
But more importantly he was drawn to the dams. He picked them up, brow furrowing some as he turned the box over a bit. Flavored... and of course strawberry was there on the list. He flushed a little at the idea that the other would SHOW him what they were for. He passed it off with a small smirk and looked at the other, "Tell me these don't go over your belly button." Sticking to the joke.