"As I should, because I'm completely amazing," he said with a grin. "And I don't forget. I choose not to dwell on things that don't fit my narrative, and besides, I will teach you what you need to know, which admittedly is not much considering that our entire high society has disappeared.
He snorted. "Just because my sexual experience was non-existent, it doesn't mean that I was naive or that you were taking advantage of me." He leaned in and nipped Remus' lip. "I love dark magic, so I don't really care about that part. The rest- I'm not exactly a saint. You slept with people in the name of survival and I killed them."
Regulus smiled. "I wasn't planning on getting married today. I need a long bath and twelve hour sleep that would interfere with our honeymoon. Although I should probably finish the rounds, see what other potion McKinnon might need. Albus still has problems with his eye, Merlin knows if we can fix it. And you need some rest. I will stop by for dinner. We can eat together and then I really will go to sleep. I'll see you later, okay?"