Re: Jamie and Scorpius
"When will you learn that I'm always right? Just accept and your life will be so much easier. It's taken me years to train Albus, but he finally gets it. I'll just have to do the same with you," he teased, before snorting. "Oh, I know. They wear their hearts on their sleeves."
Scorpius shrugged. "I was horny and running out of options. Besides I didn't really think that you would be interested. It was a surprise." He rolled his eyes. "Sure, she's the Virgin Mary, although in this place, you don't have to worry. We're all turning into monks and nuns, with very few exceptions."
He knew that no one probably had the answer, because who was crazy enough to want this. "Okay, so you're good at research, see if you can find something. Ideally, something that could mimic what a metamorphmagus does, but I doubt there is anything quite like that. There are species that are hermaphrodite, maybe something like it? I have no idea and I'm stuck here. Granted, Hogwarts is probably not the place to find that information."