"When you're sucking off muggles behind an illegal gay bar a bed isn't exactly an option! And they weren't all young."
He grinned at the look on her face, and took off up one of the staircases. If it hadn't changed it would take them up near the divination tower. But who knew what the castle would have been up to.
"Course it wasn't all fighting. I spent time with my mates. I went to aforementioned gay bars. I went to not gay bars. Caught a concert when I could. Went flying. Rode my motorbike all over the place. I miss that bike. She was a beauty. I wonder if Harry ever ended up with her. I should ask him."
The staircase took a strange turn that shouldn't be physically possible.
"What does a famous Quidditch Player with an equally famous rocker dad do for fun then?"