Harry | Ron
I apparently married Hermione, which I'm sure our Hermione will have a lot to say about when if she gets here.
I hope you were too. Maybe by the time you had kids, Rita Skeeter liked you and kept some stuff from being printed. It's the only explanation.
That's some letter. I'm not surprised it came down to you--well, a version of you anyway. Again. I'm sorry mate. At least you he left us something of a clue as to what happened.